I Wear Shorts at Work

 This is a really stupid song I wrote because I have been getting alot of old people mad at me at work because I wear shorts all the time at work. Just because it's winter doesn't mean I can't wear shorts in doors people! LOL Old people make me laugh, this is for all the oldies out there!!!

I wear shorts at work
Cause I do whatever I want
The girls might laugh n smirk
but I'm walking tall like I live in Vermont!

Waiting on tables with a plate of grilled bacon
Call my boss Joy to see whats Shakin
Oldies ask me why I'm wearing shorts
Because I play sports, because I play sports!

I run outside in the cold winter breeze
And scream out loud with a crazy loud sneeze!

I wear shorts to work because they don't restrict my knees
Not to mention the keys in my pocket
that swing on my lanyard in cold winter freeze
These shorts make me faster then a rocket!

I gotta wear shorts at work
on top of that i sport a T-shirt
I say I to the customer named Burt
Hey Burt! How's the dirt!

The shorts let me move much quicker
They let me work faster then a monkey
Maybe even faster then Michigan's Kicker
Even if you think I'm a little funky

This is a really stupid song I wrote
To tell about the story of my shorts
that keep me looking cool with my tote
While I'm using my super powers called The Schwartz! 

I don't even know what my problem is lol :)